Major League Eating: The Game. We're dead serious.
It's an upcoming WiiWare title revolving around competitive eating whose price has yet to be announced.
The bizarre title will use the Nintendo Wii remote to eat in a smorgasbord of styles which include the cram, toss, and 'typewriter.'
We feel so out of the loop.
"Watching Major League Eating is like watching poetry in motion," says Bill Swartz, Head Woof at Mastiff. "Professional gurgitators have the grace of ballerinas yet the brute strength, mental focus, and intestinal fortitude to push their bodies and minds as hard as athletes in any other extreme endurance sport. Victory is sweet and defeat can be well, really, really messy. It's an experience we're proud to help bring into the home."
Hopefully, it will be incredibly cheap. It does promise to feature online play, at least.
http://www.nintendorevolution.ca/02292008/23/a_first_for_nintendo_wii_binge_eating_and_purging
